When unexpected mishaps occur, like accidentally messaging your love interest, the most instinctive reaction is to disown any responsibility and swiftly brush it off as a mere oopsie, a genuine accident. It might very well be human nature to try to blame someone else. “It wasn’t me. It was the one-armed man! Can’t you tell by the funny way the text was? I would never do such a thing.” you might try to say. Nevertheless, it is essential to recognize that there exists a threshold beyond which a story cannot be contorted. Pushing the boundaries too much will only result in making oneself appear foolish and undermine the original intention. Here are some of the more ludicrous examples we have seen, ranging from dragging a Labrador to a session with a dog-phobic Angela Merkel to claiming to have accidentally purchased a Range Rover. No amount of persuasion will convince you that these individuals were not fully aware of their actions and their consequences at the precise moment they carried them out.