Break Time for Wild Boar

A German woman comes home and, upon opening the front door, finds a 130-pound wild boar lounging on her sofa, not more than 10 yards from her. The very wise woman backed away slowly and closed the door. Even officers responding to the scene decided the best course of action was to open the doors, stand way back, and let the boar decide when to leave. Altercations with wild boars can be deadly. These creatures are very aggressive and much stronger than your average human. They also spread diseases, like tuberculosis, hepatitis, and swine flu. So, if a wild boar decides to rest on your sofa, it’s his sofa now.