Long before written history, our ancestors encountered viruses that left permanent marks in the human genome. These relics, called endogenous retroviruses (ERVs), now make up an estimated 8% of human DNA. Far from being inactive fossils, some of these viral sequences continue to affect biology—sometimes in surprising or even vital ways. Explore twelve ancient viruses that have withstood millions of years, and learn what their hidden legacies mean for humanity.