This just makes sense. You want to lay out in your backyard and get a tan? Don’t want to lay your head to one side and get an uneven tan on your face? 10-year-old Marne Smith had the right idea in 1964. Cut a hole in it. Masseuses do it. Why can’t you? This needs to be normalized. #cutAHoleInIt. Don’t think about damaging your property. Just buy a second one for when you want to tan your front. Find a partner to split the cost and to trade spots with. Treat yourself. You deserve it. Cut a hole in it. In fact, face-down chairs with holes still exist today, and you can buy them at Target.