25. Incorrect Flat-Earth Theory: The Sun Is Closer Than You Think
You have probably been taught that the sun is 93 million miles away from the Earth, but I’m sorry to say that you have been deceived and fell completely into the conspiracy. The sun is a mere 3000 miles away from the Earth. Furthermore, it’s not as hot as you would think, or else we would burn up if it were that close to us. That is a good thing because whew, would we be screwed. Lucky for us, the flat earthers know what they’re talking about.
Now, if the sun is that close to the Earth, you might be worried that we would all die quite quickly. Not to worry, flat earth science has your back. The sun is smaller than San Francisco and much less hot than you have been led to believe, which is why we haven’t burned up and died due to it being so close to Earth. It makes complete sense, right? Scientists have just been wrong all this time, making us believe false information. What a relief to know we won’t burn up due to the sun being so close to us.